金沙国际娱乐场穆里尼奥保卫战,国外也有段子

2020-03-12 03:50 来源:未知

【哈马进球,拜仁俱乐部1-0制服Manchester United】

Jganzo13:让Herrera盯防哈马真是个好主意。(Having Herrera mark Martinez was a great idea there.卡塔尔

silmarillionas:这时,我们年轻,在比斯开省的日光下,欢乐地奔跑着。(They were just reminiscing on their Bilbao days.State of Qatar

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wawiwuwe:小编对曼彻斯特联俱乐部球迷是十二分体贴的,因为本人以为小编本人一定不会花1000美金去看一赛季Mourinho的比赛,作者还尚未那么坚强。(I applaud the bravery of United season ticket holders. I don't think I'm strong enough to pay a thousand quid to watch Mourinho's football for the whole season.卡塔尔国

好了,亲爱的友大家,这一期的“国外也许有段子手”就为我们播报到那了,让我们上一期不见不散!

Ozil进球,Arsenal Football Club2-0沃特福德俱乐部

JJFresh814:作者厂这获胜次数多了,段子还真就倒霉编了…(We are short of memes if we win too many times…State of Qatar

Nachoiscool:二零二零年大家能博取争四联赛的亚军了啊!(We’re winning the 4th place trophy this year.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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Nyhrox:阿森纳俱乐部是否不清楚比赛后80分钟也是同意进球的?(Does Arsenal know they don't have to wait 80 mins to score goals?State of Qatar

GetYourDijkOut:恒久都不知晓阿森纳足球俱乐部踢弱队的这种打法,前70分钟就像口疮雷同,而最终时刻又弹指间09年巴萨附体了…(Never understand Arsenal against lower teams, cannot give a shit for 70 mins, score a goal then turn into 09 Barcelona to end a match.State of Qatar

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好了,亲爱的同伙们,本期的“国外也许有段子手”就为我们播报到那了,让大家静观其变,来看上期歪果仁们更美丽的狠狠嗤笑啊!

友人们大家好,招待来到每一周的“外国也是有段子手”!前一周的限制比赛场面精粹看点数不胜数,各大贵宗纷繁开启了半决赛的路程。哈特福德5-0力克那不勒斯足球俱乐部,皇三保太监拜仁波士顿足球俱乐部个别征服了尤文和曼联俱乐部,巴萨则以2-4的比分不敌奥斯陆。好了,话超少说,让我们快来看看歪果仁们的精美调侃吧!

阿圭罗Sterling进球,曼彻斯特城2-0布Leighton俱乐部

Ironman122:输给曼彻斯特城…这能叫输么?又不是每轮都能踢曼彻斯特联!(It’s okay to lose to city as we can’t play against united every week.卡塔尔

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Do_not_tempt_me:以为斯特林就能够进三种球,一种是接横传推射空门,一种正是一向进世界波…(I feel like sterling scores two types of goals. These tap in that are slid across from the other side. The second type are bangers.卡塔尔

njf88:哪一天Sterling能进单刀了,作者就把她的名字纹在丁丁上!(I will have his name tattooed on my dick when he can score a 1v1.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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:约旦难民营中的一处足球馆

【埃里温5-0那不勒斯俱乐部,Salah状态不断热销】

Kalidouuu:固然那只是一场热身赛,但自己的心却在滴血。(I don’t want to care about this match but part of me is crying inside.State of Qatar

DriesMertens:主场,0-3,天青球衣……那总体就如都一见倾心。(3-0 down away to a team playing in purple ... ptsd :(卡塔尔国注:上一赛季第35轮,那不勒斯俱乐部主场0-3不敌热那亚,最后与意大利甲级联赛季军自怨自艾。

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LFC_Joe26:你为啥能在板凳席席上玩手提式无线话机啊?(Why are you tweeting commenting from the bench?State of Qatar

注:上面十分老哥的客户ID正是Società Sportiva Calcio Napoli球员默尔滕斯的名字

HazzaHSC:稍许顾虑大家的联赛揭幕战呢……(Only slightly scared about our first game of the season.卡塔尔(قطر‎

simwil96:别说了兄弟,速效救心小编曾经策动好了。(I've already purchased some Vaseline.卡塔尔国

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yaraelshab:那门将太要命了8,上次对战埃里温的时候也是被打了个0-5,此时他还在沃特福德俱乐部。(Poor GK.last time he played Liverpool it ended 5-0 as well when he was playing 沃特ford.卡塔尔(قطر‎

bacary_lasagna:就好像Suarez的诺维奇一样,萨拉赫也找到了和睦的温柔乡。(Mo has found his Norwich.卡塔尔国

NathDriver:上一次有球队在十一月底就力克联赛是如何时候的事务了?(When was the last time a team won the league in the first week of 奥古斯特?卡塔尔(قطر‎

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idkfunnyusername:固然2018年,十月,奥胡斯折桂英国拔尖联赛……亚足球联合会亚洲杯足球赛。(Last year. Liverpool won Premier League Asia.卡塔尔国

互交白卷,皇家马德里0-0马德里竞赛俱乐部

Xthecreator:别泄气啊,大家假装皇马三保巴萨都赢了不就得了!(Never mind, let’s just pretend we and Barcelona both won the match.卡塔尔

Hamozus:前几日晚上作者对巴萨的战术举办了用心的深入分析,将来本人一度想到新枢纽了,咱也得在下全场让Messi出场才行!(I have carefully analyzed Barca's game this afternoon looking for fresh tactical ideas and I think that we need to sub in Messi at halftime.卡塔尔国

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Mpkotabelud:也便是说,上次大家在联赛主场击溃马竞俱乐部的时候,教练要么Mourinho?(So, the last time that Real beat Atletico at home in La Liga was in JoseMourinho period?State of Qatar

Raphael1987:自己起来记挂C 罗Nardo的任意球了,起码不像今后如此哪个人都想去XJBT一脚…(I miss 罗纳尔多 free kicks. At least there was no bullshit like this where everyone takes a try卡塔尔(قطر‎

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Harkoncito:小编们的战略正是先随意传球玖18回,然后传给Carvajal让她去传中…(Our tactics is basically pass the ball 100 times, give it to Carvajal and cross it.卡塔尔国

Commandophile:今太岁马球员好像还都在给C 罗Nardo传球,不过C罗到底在何地就空空如也了…(It seems that every just tried to pass to 罗Nardo but no one knew where he was.卡塔尔国

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联赛三轮车不胜,巴萨1-1毕尔巴鄂比赛足球俱乐部

Arsenictue:在皇家马德里足球俱乐部的较量没踢完以前,笔者依旧别在巴萨商量区说话了…(I prefer not to speak here till our match is done too.State of Qatar

Harkoncito:你们怎么可以把季军的下压力推给大家呢?那我们必然也是平手啊!(How dare you put this kind of pressure on us, we are also a draw absolutely!)

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jon_stewrt:Messi是巴萨独一能找到幸运美女的人,然后再把靓妹翻个身,打她的屁屁...(梅西is the only player who could find lady luck, turn her around and give her a spanking.State of Qatar

cvaldo99:假诺何时Messi不在了,真不知道会时有发生什么样…(One day Messiwon’t be here. Idk what will happen then.卡塔尔

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cha54mi:即使Rakitic是为毕包踢球的话,那一定正是场上最好!你看她具备的球都传给毕包球员了!(If rakitic was playing with a bilbao shirt he would be their motm . Literally his passes all were to athletic players.State of Qatar

yarikhh:胡说什么呢?明明Pique才是毕包的精品球员!(You fool, it must be Pique to win MOTM for bilbao卡塔尔

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K503:自己有一点忧虑苏牙会不会伤到门将了,这么多射门就直接踢人家身上…(I'm worried about goalkeepers being injured by Suarez. So many have been hit by Suarez shots.卡塔尔

HomelessGunner:是呀,固然你站着不动,苏牙也会积极射你身上的…(Yeah, he will directly shoot the ball to you even you stand still.卡塔尔国

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frogieboie1:别担忧,大家长久陪着你~(Don’t worry. we are right there with ya ;)

Kold_Blooded_Killer:简单的讲大家不是独一想要自寻短见的观球的观众了…(Well at least we aren't the only suicidal fans here.State of Qatar

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